Valentine’s Day is the day of looooove and we like to celebrate it. With chocolates and flowers and teddy bears, oh my! However, no Valentine’s day is complete without the inevitable awkward dates and breakup stories.
We took to the streets and asked a handful of women about their worst Valentine’s day ever and the answers did not disappoint. Guys, if you’re listening, don’t do any of these things!
“My favorite Valentine’s day had to have been when I opened a bottle of cellulite cream from my boyfriend—with a box of chocolates.”-Rebecca
“I had agreed to go on a date with a friend of a friend one year. I was excited, he was good looking and we were going to a restaurant that I knew had a really delicious menu, I was all about it! We arrived and he sat me down and excused himself. After waiting fifteen minutes, I ordered my meal. It was scrumptious, just as expected—cooked to perfection. I finished my meal and decided I should probably go look for him (better late than never.) I found him in the corner, reading a book. I never saw him again.”-Raegan
” I once took an 8-hour road trip to visit my boyfriend of 3 years. He met me at the door and immediately broke up with me. I went to leave and realized I had locked my keys inside the trunk of my car. I had to sleep on his dorm room couch. Worst Valentine’s Day, ever.”-Brittany
“When I was young a boy gave me a dead bird on Valentine’s Day. I don’t think he was asking me to be his Valentine, but I accepted. I also helped bury the body.-Weslea
“Last year I was taken to the National Museum of Health and Medicine. I won’t go into too much detail but I will say, the “megacolon” display was the most exciting and least nauseating part of the night.”-Lucy
If you want this Valentine’s Day to turn out better than it did for these ladies, trade in the crowded restaurant for an adventure in the woods. Check out Adventureworks Sweetheart Zip. A romantic walk in the woods, a thrilling ride on the zip lines, and a warm fire to snuggle up next to.
So pack a dinner for two, saddle up your favorite conveyance, and have yourselves one hell of a date this February 14! The Sweetheart Adventure is a sure way to add tingle to this Valentine’s Day. . . . And, yeah, we’re a little biased. But you’ll see. . .